faceplant wasted

2009-03-26T06:03:00.000-07:00

faceplant wasted is headed west and officially rebranded. embrace change and hope for success! please visit us at a-able.blogspot.com for updates, photos, & events!!

BACKPACK ATTACK ! !

2009-03-10T01:19:00.000-07:00

Classy.
1 of 3 Louis Vuitton backpacks that all your friends will want.

BIKE SKIRT

2009-03-07T03:44:00.001-08:00

SUNNY & SHEAR

2009-02-24T14:50:00.000-08:00

commission shear holster for NYC-based stylist with impeccable taste and an eye for detail. complete with adjustable belt, louis vuitton accents and enough space and pockets to hold $500 worth of shears (which is 4-5 pairs)

HIPSTER SALE

2009-02-19T11:08:00.000-08:00

load em up & take em out! Spring is right around the corner, friends!

many different colors and prints available at our store and don't forget we are always available for custom orders!

TRAVELING BUDDY

2009-02-19T10:35:00.000-08:00

my personal bag. so bright it hurts to look at! hey, i needed something to match my shoes!
this loud mess of a bag is a combination of hand printed fabric, a favorite tshirt, rad vintage fabrics, mad velcro pockets, wheel straps, laptop sleeve, leopard straps & safety reflectors. magical! i will be sure to take better pictures when i am somewhere sunny

experimentation station

2009-02-14T10:42:00.000-08:00

experiment 1: wire collars
this allows a high collar to assume numerous positions both closed and open
which in turn allows you to be mysterious, sexy, carefree, sophisticated, daring, or all of the above.

JACKO

2009-02-04T07:50:00.000-08:00

once upon a time i had a hoodie with michael jackson on the side of the hood, but the hoodie itself always seemed .. frumpy. years later i stumbled upon a clusterfuck hoodie with lions and crests all over it, but it was a child's size so the sleeves were too short and it sat weird in the shoulders. along came a whimsical idea to transform these two liked hoodies into one loved hoodie. the pockets are high so nothing will fall out. the hood is heavy and stylish. the neckline is soooo essential and lined with super soft velvet teal. the sleeves and extra long and loose enough to wear sleeves underneath. and my hat rocks!

NOSTALGIC

2009-01-31T15:31:00.001-08:00

all fears diminished
life of extreme silliness
walk proud with a smile

VIVA LA BICI!

2009-01-30T16:13:00.000-08:00

we love our friends at VIVA LA BICI so much we cut up their shirts then put them back together!! what a magical day thursday turned out to be!

SALE

2009-01-26T16:09:00.000-08:00

ALL Mixed Messages now only $3 at our store

tell your friends!

VERNACULAR

2009-01-26T10:56:00.000-08:00

I am taking the word hipster. Well, I guess technically I have been but no one knows what I mean when I say it. And when you say the word anyone who is 18-30 stops listening because they may or may not be offended. Hip pouch pow-ow-ch! Ew. That has no ring whatsoever. Hipster. Now that just rolls off your tongue. And it's ever so clever!

NOW AVAILABLE!
hot pink! dinosaurs! vintage! polka dots!

BITE SIZE

2009-01-22T16:06:00.001-08:00

HIPSTER PARTY
"hip pouch", "fanny pack"
dinosaurs, hot pink, leopard, vintage prints, louis vuitton

but wait! there's more ..

i'm going through all my fabric, trying to utilize as much as i can. it's amazing what you discover you have after you start collecting something. the real struggle of being an artist. this batch of hipsters is around 20, and i will be experimenting with different closures. with the snap back you can attach it to your seat or your handlebars, which is awesome. velcro, magnetic snaps, buckles. sounds about right.

backpack attack

2009-01-21T10:21:00.001-08:00

2009-01-20T19:46:00.000-08:00

FROM A MESS TO A VEST!

2009-01-15T12:36:00.000-08:00

a haiku:
viva la bici
make it into a warm vest
then warm adventures!

BAG LADY

2009-01-13T01:18:00.000-08:00

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

2009-01-11T11:18:00.000-08:00

ADD-A-PATTERN! ! !

FIESTA LOCO!!

2009-01-04T21:53:00.000-08:00

so many tales to tell!

coming soon -
super amazing backpacks
collars you can't even handle
humungous hoods
jungle party

..

Attention WORLD ...

2008-10-05T12:12:00.001-07:00

DECEMBER 5: group show in Philadelphiatown. GOLDFISH GALLERY in Fishtown

I will be adventuring from October 13th until Thanksgiving time.
No orders will be completed in this time.

I will return to business as usual mid December

INTRODUCING

2008-09-26T16:08:00.000-07:00

MIXED MESSAGES

Add some POP! to your music and some SASS to your stationary with MIXED MESSAGES!

MIXED MESSAGES are compact disc enclosures. They are made from acid free reversible cardstock and include a blank card in each. The CD is held in the center by a strip and the closure is fastened by a sewn button on the front-side.

A GREAT GIFT!
These are perfect for mix cds, portfolios, photographs - actually any digital media will be jazzed up when it lives inside one of these!

Want to send it to someone?
It will fix perfectly in a regular envelope.
-or-
tape up the sides and slap a stamp right on it!

OVER 13 SETS AVAILABLE
Also available for wholesale or custom orders. Please email walshak@hotmail.com for quotes

END OF AN ERA

2008-09-24T15:35:00.000-07:00

Last of the whole entire phonograph series! Never to be printed again!

Get it on Etsy while it's there!

CURRENT

2008-09-22T13:31:00.000-07:00

NOW UP IN THE STORE

SINUS SAVERS

2008-09-16T13:43:00.000-07:00

Now selling sets of Sinus Savers - wonderfully natural&versatile aromatherapy packs!
Made with a 100% organic mixture of golden flaxseed, lavender, and chamomile!
Fabricated with super soft 100% cotton!

Each set contains:
1-Sinus STAR (pictured middle)
1-Strappy Pack (Rectangle 8"x6" pictured left&right)

$20.00 with FREE SHIPPING!!
(swatches available upon request)

Elements

2008-09-06T13:49:00.000-07:00

super low super rad reconstruction!
fatty hood and half sleeves
pouch pocket
and probably the best graphic of 2007

want to buy it? right this way!

Commished Mash-Up

2008-08-25T13:59:00.000-07:00

Summer days slipping away

2008-08-22T17:42:00.000-07:00

Hello, world!

I've been working hard in my lair whipping up all sorts of fanciful treats!
Including but not limited to:
-organic aromatherapy hot/cold packs (flaxseed+lavender+chamomile=mmmmm!)
-customized polos (pop that sh*t!)
-totes (throw your life in a bag!)
-sweaters&hoodies (trying to get ready for winter!)
-micro minis (get your layer on!)
-cards (some next level sh*t)
-hipsters (always)

Will have pictures and more details up ASAP
Once September comes I might just have some time to breathe!

Love Bird

2008-07-08T17:39:00.000-07:00

New series of cards available through Etsy.
All are similar but different and very reasonably priced! Ideal for any occasion!

- - - N E W - - -

2008-06-28T23:15:00.000-07:00

Fully reversible purses now available in small, and large. Features o-ring attachment and two pockets with a pen pocket. Made thick for extra durability from the finest in recycled fabric.

See what else we've been cooking at our store!!

Breakfast

2008-06-23T19:39:00.000-07:00

I finally got around to photographing one of the coolest things I've ever made. "Breakfast" is a book about my ninja bike messenger friend Mars made in 2007. It was editioned as 5, all screenprinted, each with their own messenger bag enclosures.

The text reads "He's the type of cat who makes the concrete crack underneath his wheels from the packages stacked". There's a pop-up office building as well as a sliding elevator montage in which Mars stabs a man in the head with a pen for looking at him all crooked eyed.

2008-05-13T21:57:00.000-07:00

Serious Make-believe

2008-04-28T18:54:00.000-07:00

Ottoman built up into a brontosaur. Complete with wing-shaped throw blanket with hand-printed materials. Hand-made stuffed animals with hand-printed wings. Two's company, three's a crowd

2008-04-28T09:53:00.001-07:00

Etsy: Your place to buy & sell all things handmade
faceplantwasted.etsy.com

Punish

2008-03-31T12:26:00.000-07:00

black shell + paisley skirt + Ecko punisher shirt
double button high collar
sexy applique
front pocket w. velcro closure
back elastic pocket w. u-lock holder
two inside pockets
red cuffs to keep your mitts warm
lighter pocket

SERIOUS MAKE_BELIEVE

2008-03-30T08:18:00.000-07:00

i will be the chick in rollerskates

Operation Thunderbolt

2008-03-21T11:10:00.001-07:00

sexy polo/jersey monster hybrid loud & obnoxious just how we like it!
coordinated with hipster (formerly dickies and a western top) with silver accents just because. look real hard for the u-lock holder with yet another thunderbolt. man, we are awesome!

Birds of a Feather

2008-03-18T15:55:00.001-07:00

Dreamy

2008-03-15T13:50:00.001-07:00

Where you wanna be

2008-02-15T06:17:00.001-08:00

who wants mail?

2008-02-07T11:26:00.000-08:00

Send you address to walshak@hotmail.com and I will send you something adorable!

Clutch

2008-02-04T16:56:00.000-08:00

Hello Future, we meet again.

2008-02-03T12:05:00.001-08:00

Stay tuned for exciting details

Getting Serious

2008-01-27T21:38:00.000-08:00

these bad boys are available now through our store

pillow party!

2008-01-19T09:11:00.000-08:00

[[available now]]

A few things to be excited about

2008-01-17T23:47:00.000-08:00

1. SUCKMYART.COM is official!
2. Our designs are now available at Mew Gallery in Philadelphia
3. Phonograph series in full effect .. we're talking tops, scarves, pillows .. the possibilities are endless!
4. 5 new tops.. should be up by Monday

POW!

2008-01-11T09:09:00.002-08:00

NEW

2008-01-10T18:00:00.000-08:00

WHOA! There's SO much cool stuff!

I finally got these on film (thanks Dre!)
New tops, hoodies, bags, scarves, prints!

We've got some magic up these sleeves!

Exclamation point!

How do you like this?

2007-11-11T18:04:00.000-08:00

Opening reception FRIDAY! 5PM!
Snacks and flasks!

Stop by if you're in the neighborhood!
Show will be up til the 29th

Card designed by Walshak who will be featuring fabric works alongside Wolf's beautiful lithographs

With our powers combined...!

2007-10-27T16:56:00.001-07:00

We have joined forces! Faceplant Wasted and Girl.Bike.Dog. have done it! We just finished the custom bags for the 2nd Annual DIA DE LOS MEURTOS race in HOUSTON, TX.

Watch out! The madness is just beginning ! ! !

for more pictures of the bags check out http://www.myspace.com/faceplantwasted
for more info on the race go to : http://www.myspace.com/lennyruin
for more on Girl.Bike.Dog hit up http://www.girlbikedog.com

Patches

2007-10-26T10:20:00.000-07:00

ONLY $1!!

Available on mustard in black.
email walshak@hotmail.com for ordering

Locust Walk Arts Fair

2007-10-24T14:39:00.000-07:00

Thursday Nov 1 and Friday Nov 2, Faceplant Wasted will be vending at the Locust Walk Arts Fair, located on (you guessed it) Locust Walk (37th between Walnut&Locust) in west Philadelphia on UPenn's campus. We will have hoodies, shirts, journals, cards, stickers, buttons, jokes, prints, and other miscellaneous cool stuff! So come check us out from 10-6 Thursday and Friday!

Rising Sun Set

2007-10-22T10:09:00.001-07:00

Now on our Etsy store postcard prints!

4 killer designs handprinted by Walshak at only $2 a pop!
10"x6" - throw in the mail with a regular stamp!
Put them in a frame in your bathroom! Bedroom! Anywhere!
Printed in lithographic process on semi-glossy archival paper
Back is printed with lines and a sweet stamp me bubble

Why, hello.

2007-10-18T15:15:00.000-07:00

We are currently working on an arsenal of new products including but not limited to Memow&Phillip greeting cards, Rising Sun Set postcard prints, journals, and a pillow party! As always we continue to design new and exciting shirts and handmade clothes and accessories.

suckmyart.com should be in your face by Halloween and we have stickers and buttons ready to go!